Janice's Favorite Quotes

Never grow a wishbone, daughter, where your backbone ought to be
Clementine Paddleford

It is an act of love to say, "I believe in you as my child, and you don't need my help
Peter Buffett

I not only use all the brains that I have, but all that I can borrow
Woodrow Wilson

Common sense is not so common
Voltaire

Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.
Victor Borge

Storms come, and they are so personal, they seem to know your address and have the key to your house
Jesse Jackson

In real life, I assure you, there is no such things as algebra
Fran Lebowitz

Everybody needs his memories, They keep the wolf of insignificance from the door.
Saul Bellow

When you're out of will power, you can call on stubbornness.
Henri Matisse

Faith is much better than belief. Belief is when someone else does the thinking
R. Buckminster Fuller

I never learned anything while I was talking
Larry King

To understand a new idea, break an old habit
Jean Toomer

Education and success

Education's putpose is to replace an empty mind with an open one
Malcolm Forbes

Success is a lousy teacher. It seduces smart people into thinking they can't lose
Bill Gates

I have never been hurt by what I have not said
Calvin Coolidge

Money quotes

What's money?
A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do.
Bob Dylan

Of the billionaires I have known, money just brings out the basic traits in them. If they were jerks before they had money, they are simply jerks with a billion dollars.
Warren Buffett

Wisdom outweighs any wealth
Sophocles

Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy.
Groucho Marx

Too many people spend money they haven't earned, to buy things they don't want, to impress people they don't like
Will Rogers

People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a dey made.
Joan Rivers

I*t's better to do nothing with your money than something you don't understand
Suze Orman

Empty pockets never held anyone back. Only empty heads and empty hearts can do that.
Norman Vincent Peale

Money isn't everything, but it sure keeps you in touch with your children
J P Getty

Unexpected money is a delight. The same sum is a butterness when you expected more.
Mark Twain

The safest way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket
Kin Hubbard

For fast - acting relief, try slowing down.
Lily Tomlin

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency.
Natalie Goldberg

Tension is who you think you should be. Relaxation is who you are
Chinese Proverb

The way I see it, if you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain
Dolly Parton

If you see ten troubles coming down the road, you can be sure that nine will run into the ditch before they reach you
Calvin Coolidge

Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie
David Mamet