Janice's Favorite Quotes

Whoever established the high road, and how high it should be, should be fired
Sandra Bullock

Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion....I my self prefer tolaugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward
Kurt Vonnegut

Never grow a wishbone, daughter, where your backbone ought to be
Clementine Paddleford

It is an act of love to say, "I believe in you as my child, and you don't need my help
Peter Buffett

I not only use all the brains that I have, but all that I can borrow
Woodrow Wilson

Common sense is not so common
Voltaire

Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.
Victor Borge

Storms come, and they are so personal, they seem to know your address and have the key to your house
Jesse Jackson

In real life, I assure you, there is no such things as algebra
Fran Lebowitz

Everybody needs his memories, They keep the wolf of insignificance from the door.
Saul Bellow

When you're out of will power, you can call on stubbornness.
Henri Matisse

Faith is much better than belief. Belief is when someone else does the thinking
R. Buckminster Fuller

I never learned anything while I was talking
Larry King

To understand a new idea, break an old habit
Jean Toomer

If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster
Clint Eastwood

Don't just stand there; make it happen
Lee Iacocca

It is our responsiblilites, not ourselves, that we should take seriously
Peter Ustinov

There is a plan to this universe. There is a high intelligence, maybe even a purpose, but it's given to us on the installment plan
Isaac Bahevis

Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory
Albert Schweitzer

Grief is the prive we pay for love
Queen Elizabeth II

Hard work spotlights the character of people: some turn up thier sleeves, some turn up thier noses, and some don't turn up at all
Sam Ewing

Money quotes

What's money?
A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do.
Bob Dylan

Of the billionaires I have known, money just brings out the basic traits in them. If they were jerks before they had money, they are simply jerks with a billion dollars.
Warren Buffett

Wisdom outweighs any wealth
Sophocles

Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy.
Groucho Marx

Too many people spend money they haven't earned, to buy things they don't want, to impress people they don't like
Will Rogers

People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a dey made.
Joan Rivers

I*t's better to do nothing with your money than something you don't understand
Suze Orman

Empty pockets never held anyone back. Only empty heads and empty hearts can do that.
Norman Vincent Peale

Money isn't everything, but it sure keeps you in touch with your children
J P Getty

Unexpected money is a delight. The same sum is a butterness when you expected more.
Mark Twain

The safest way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket
Kin Hubbard